I’m too bothered by the bites to have a title.

Dear Mrs Mosquito and family,

Please stop your incessant feasting on my blood. I know it’s sweet and you love it and it’s your lifeline but please, spare a thought for me. You’ve already violated me thirty plus times and I think that’s enough. I wanted to tolerate you and your family but the thing about not knowing that you are there but feeling myself being sucked, bitten bothers me a lot, especially when I’m very dilligently doing my geog notes.

I would just like to further emphasize that I’m not a blood bank where my blood is free for you to suck and all I get from it is bites, itch and scars. I don’t think you would like it if that happened to you too. I told my mum about it and she decided to put the mosquito coil so I’m sorry if any of you gets hurt in the process but at least, I was nice enough to speak up for you and your family, but my mum decided to go ahead with it. It’s burning now, burning burning burning and if you wouldn’t kindly cooperate with me, I’m gonna burn too and I assure you the next move I’ll take won’t be just another letter. While I’m writing this, I can still feel you on my skin and I really don’t want it to happen again.

Therefore, before I turn even nastier, please get your “army” away from me, far far away. I thank you for your understanding and I hope I would get your full cooperation.

Thank you.

Love,
Min, the one who can’t stand bites.

(ABCDEFGHJKLMNOP! THEY ARE REALLY ANNOYING! I decided to tell this to them nicely so probably they would listen to me, and somehow I really believe they will. I just have to treat them like my friends and kindly and politely ask them to back off. It sounds really stupid, but I don’t know why I’ve a feeling that it will work. But if they really don’t stop, I might consider wrapping myself in clear plastic bags, to keep them away from me. If plastic bags wouldn’t work, I’ll get… I’ll think of it when the time comes. For now, I really hope they would go away):)

Only one thing at a time.

This post has been kept in drafts ever since Friday and it’s now screaming at me to release it, so here it is!
I think no one will ever break my record of the number of mosquito bites I have.
It’s not 5, nor 10, nor 20, but a freaking mammoth, extra-extraordinary, grossly formed, bull-like number of TWENTY NINE (29)THIRTY (30)TWENTY-NINE WAS YESTERDAY. Can you imagine that, the itchiness that I’ve been experiencing for the past 2 days?! Actually, it wasn’t causing that much of an itch, it’s more of me being worried that they would all leave scars ’cause it happened before. But, last time, it was just one or two, now there’s like TWENTY NINE?! I don’t want scarred-mosquito-bitten legs. Since I’m so psychic, I know it would suck. pfft pfft pfft tsk tsk tsk. (The count of the bites might not be very accurate, and most probably it has increased. I’m just too lazy to follow the chase of it.) I’m just gonna continue to apply Mopiko, at least it kills the itch:D

Life still carries on even though I have TWENTY NINE mosquito bites, so I had chinese oral on Tuesday and I heard the question wrongly, which is a very hugeeee mistake. & the thing was that I didn’t even know that I heard the question wrongly, and I still attempted to answer so confidently, when the examiner asked me the question again. I think they were quite nice luh, at least the lady was smiling, totally put my mind at ease. Okay, not totally, but I felt a teeny weeny less scared.

The one friend beside me and the 2 friends beside me and I have all been eating apples quite dilligently during 9am. It’s so crunchy, red, convenient, sweet and yummy!(: AND, the 6-7 people who are sick/has been sick/quarantined, take care and stay strong:D This H1N1 thing is just crazy. Physics test was quite easy, too easy to be believable. We always hope that tests would be easy, but when it’s really easy, we get scared ’cause we just can’t believe that it could be that easily and then we find out how many stupid mistakes we’ve made. When tests are difficult, we start complaining. So the root of these whole test thing, is not to have tests! But that wouldn’t happen in time to come, oh well, tests are and always will be part and parcel of our lives:D

OH, recesses are getting funny and retarded day by day and giraffe’s phone is such a good tool to make esther, ruth, shiting to laugh:D today, when I wanted to send a message to the 3 of them, I asked giraffe if the shiting in her phone is the shiting that is with us now, then she said yes, and I stupidly believed her. So I sent out the message, and it was a super fruper duper retarded message. I told giraffe then she was like, I tricked you, that was my senior. Hahaha, we laughed like some mad animals. Wait, it doesn’t sound that funny over here, but it was really funny then:D There are fewer tests now, lessons are getting draggier, like it makes me want to fall asleep more but I feel like I’m happier this term than the last. Not that I wasn’t happy last term, but this term seemed more, I don’t know how to put this into words, but yeah, it’s just this feeling that I get(:

Went to J8 with Esther on Friday and it will be the last Friday where we can go out if we want to ’cause cca’s gonna be resumed. & Esther you should be glad that I’m not doing any hanky-panky business on your name when you did on mine:D Should I recount the whole thing? My memory’s really failing me, wanted to ask Esther for the details but she’s really taking forever to blog so I might as well just depend on my fantastic memory.

Lunch lunch lunch and we talked about non-retarded and non-crappy stuff which was really surprising! The uncle whom we bought the noodles from was so funny! We said “thank you, uncle” and Esther was already holding on to the tray ready to walk away, when the uncle said “Har, ni shuo shen me? UNCLE?! Wo uncle?! kuai dian, wo bu shi uncle wo shi shen me?” I almost wanted to call him kor kor and Esther almost wanted to call him brother if he continued joking with us. The people are so friendly, treating us all like friends and not just another customer(: Btw, their fishballs are those kind of fishballs that we both like!

So the non-retarded and non-crappy stuff that we talked about was about Miss Law’s lesson (Social Studies). I think we are such good students, even when we eat, we remember the teacher’s words and even discussed about it. Yeah, so we were talking about how we agree with Miss Law that Singapore develops so fast and very soon, all the hawker centres/kopitiam/hot, stuffy, cramped, cats-filled places of delicious yummy food will be soon closed and be those classy/clean/air-conditioned/white tables, white seats food centres. Not that the latter isn’t good, but I’ve realized that when they change the image, the quality of food changes too and although the environment is so much better, but something just seems to be missing. BUT, since Esther sweats buckets and buckets of sweat very easily, she thinks that they should all be changed to the classy food courts. Oh well, different opinions and Singapore’s really going to change and develop at such a supersonic speed that after a blink, we see ourselves standing on a piece of land that’s totally something that belongs to the future. I wonder, if a country just continues to develop and develop, will such a day come that this country will slowly lose its distinctiveness of culture, tradition and national identity and probably the name of the country, is just a name without a meaning behind it? I think that will be sad.

After lunch,we went to get maan’s present which is long overdued but then it’s the thought that counts! Okay, then I can’t really remember what happened here. It was just walking around, going in and out of shops with a super full stomach. I remember meeting Alex since Esther needed to pass him his worksheet and before that we were in Popular. (The memory’s turning fuzzy, gosh, my memory really sucks.) It was only last Friday and I can’t remember much of it.

I remember that the bus trip was totally hilarious and we were laughing uncontrollably and then there was this point of time, when Esther was sms-ing and I was just stoning then she started laughing loudly and I stareeeed at her with me eyes. That crazy mental goose, she just laughed like there was no one in the bus, except both of us, not even the bus driver was there! And the reason why she laughed so loudly was the stupidest reason of all, it’s cause we were sitting exactly in the same position, and according to her the position was weird. Yeah, weird like her:D I think a lot more things happened but I don’t have the time to remember since I wasted the whole of yesterday so I’ll just leave this as it is. Thanks ESTHER JARGD NEO WEI SHAN FOR THE VERY LAST FRIDAY:D

Some random thing before I end this, the newspapers call birds the feathered nuisance?! Whattttt, I feel so sorry for the birds, especially mynahs):
I’m cruising off my weekend as if I have tons of time when I don’t plus there’s chem QA and geog rivers tests next week, which is all memory work and I haven’t even started:D I see a stupid fly buzzing in front of me again. shoots, do you think it’s that sucking blood winged insect coming for my blood again?! GO AWAY LAH! You don’t know how much I want to get rid of you, the stupid ABCDEFGH mosquitoessssssss.

Tag Replies:
Esther]
No, the name isn’t familiar since I don’t recognize it:D & you continue some more, you just see what I’m going to do:D EHHHH, you say some more, I go and call ESTHERRR:D You should know what I mean(:

Alex]
NOPE, DIDN’T GO TO MARS I WENT TO THE KITCHEN:D
Yes, your different taste of music and I heard it and it sounds different. But I like that part of lyrics that you typed out! Continue loving Panda Bear and any new discoveries of your music?

Out on the corner of Broadway.

Esther’s like so dead now, she went to post the unglam pics on her blog and she just went offline without giving me an explanation:o and wait, she isn’t a human, SHE’S A GOOSE!:D

I had this big bruise/balaku/aww-cheh last weekend, and it didn’t go away, instead it formed a little hump on my left hand and I thought something was growing inside. Freaky things like this has been happening to me of late. Those nightmares, OH YEAH, I had another creepy one and in this one, I died because I was running a really really high fever. At the funeral, esther and vanes cried like there was no tomorrow, the tears just kept rolling down their cheeks and finally, they went to said this to my mum, “I’m sorry auntie, but we really don’t have any more tears left.” So, to make up for their tearless eyes, they hugged each other till their arms hurt and continued grieving for my death. I told both of them my nightmare and they ended up laughing and saying it was a comedy when evidently, it was a tragedy. I DIED LEH:O

I was suppose to blog yesterday but since my mum needed to use the com, I couldn’t. While I was desperately waiting for her to leave the table and the com, she was there, grumbling to me how certain websites are so useless ’cause they don’t state the opening hours, how CPF’s website is the best ’cause it could answer all her questions, how, if next time, I have a website for my business, I should update it constantly and not let people visit my website and then disliking it for un-updated information etc. Lol. And, finally, in goodwill’s peace and comfort, I can blog now:D Actually, it isn’t comfort ’cause I have stupid cramps now, which ruined my whole study plan today. I woke up at 8 (I even set an alarm), and told myself that I’ll start on physics by 8.45 am, but because of much hated cramps, I lied in bed till 10. Can you believe it?Pfft.

Nehmind, let me continue(:

Lunch with Esther Neo Wei Shan.
Needless to say, it was grossly horrendous.
HAHAHAHA okay fine it wasn’t exactly very grossly horrendous.
It was, SUPER DUPER GROSSLY HORRENDOUSLY HILARIOUS!
😀
Lunch with a goose, can you believe it!
I saw a goose eating beef noodles (thought they ate grass) and drinking bubble tea!
I saw a goose talk, it was really talking like a human, like me!
I saw a goose sms on the phone and took a piece of tissue to wipe it’s beak. So hygenic!
And I walked around in AMK Hub with a goose!
And I even went to the female toilet with the goose!

OHMYGOSH MY ENCOUNTER SHOULD BE PUBLISHED IN THE NEWSPAPERS, TELEVISION, MAGAZINE, POSTER, ADVERTISEMENT.
AHAHAHAHA, Esther, don’t you find something vaguely familiar?:D

Lunch with the esther was really good(:
It wasn’t the food but what we talked over lunch, we didn’t do that for quite some time, to really sit down and have this hearty, casual talk. Sometimes, we are all so caught up with so many things, that we seldom forget that although we see and spend time with each other everyday, we still need these little talks(: And, although you are a goose, that has a hugeeee pimple on your left cheek, and make weird noises and do stupid things, plus I’m so nice to accept you for who you are, you are still a wonderful FBPC<3

It's like the buddies; vanes, esther, min.

Ohoh, All the way, Dr William Tan! Go read today’s straits times! He’s really a very determined hero, his perseverence in wanting to achieve something is really worth learning from. “Why should I give up the fight?” Yeah, we all shouldn’t(:

Reworking the math and measurements.

I’m taking advantage of the fact that my computer seems to be in a jolly good mood today.
A whole bunch of things happened from 230609-060709.
I’m too lazy to list down the 758320485 things but mainly, my birthday, mum’s birthday and many little little things that constitute the other main things(: Oh shoots, before I came to this page to type out my post, I really had tons to write about, but now, when I’m on the page, I can’t really seem to organize my thoughts properly. Okay, this really isn’t working, ’cause all the little snippets that I had in my brain when I’m on the page, is now all gone. Probably, numbering my help!(:

1) I ran 5km yesterday at MacRitchie, great accomplishment indeed. (I just feel so inclined to boast about it:p)
2) I drank my favourite lotus soup, brewed by ah ma, ate my favourite fish noodles and butterfly bun for breakfast(:
3) I had a nightmare on Saturday night whereby, my maid was killed, I was almost killed and I couldn’t open my eyes to stop the whole nightmare.
4) Mr Nah was racing Bern, Mei qi, Eunice and I to the Chem lab and he stuck out his hand so that I couldn’t overtake him. lol.
5) We changed seats and I’m sitting with kaijun(:
6) Sports day is cancelled ’cause of the stupid pig which brings flu around. Okay, the pig isn’t stupid, it’s the flu. The efforts, the time, the props etc, but there might still be one at a later date.
7) I’m getting more impatient with my fingers during piano lessons. It pisses everyone off, mainly, my teacher and I.
8) Bro and I bought Mum a cake. Technically, I bought Mum a cake. I went to buy it, the money which I used to buy the cake was mine and all my bro did was just to agree that he was going to buy a cake with me. And that stupid boy was so lazy to even do up a card for her. Pfft. But nehmind, she was touched(:
9) It was my birthday which so coincidentally was the day of guides carnival. Went out with Vanes and Esther and I’ve pictures for this bullet!

You see pink!

Observe diameters of mouth.

Observe length of tongue.

1, 2, 3.

The friendship(:

Thank you for all the birthday greetings and presents and hugs(:

10) This is quite unimportant, but I said little little things, and this is a little little thing. I discovered a very nice flavour for bubble tea. PEACH RED/GREEN TEA. Now, I prefer that to milk tea, and Esther’s influenced too!
10) I think that’s about all!

And numbering really helps:D Like so much! I smell foooood, so it’s lunch and the I’m going to spent this lazy afternoon with math, which I have totally no drive in doing any of it.

Tag replies! : (this are friggin’ late. sorry!)
Benghost]
Hello ghost! TSK, fell asleep after seeing it?! what a friend! haha, thanks(:

Vanes]
My stomach’s not lousy okay, it’s really thepig intestines!

For those that I didn’t reply I think I replied in person, or over MSN/blog, or something, so it’s not that I don’t want to reply okay:D OKAY!